键盘侠|马祖拉用G联赛球队打爆乌度卡！火箭没投射只能一轮游

[赛后帖]🏀乌度卡&申京被驱逐火箭惨败绿军！怀特28+7 杜兰特复出15分

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凯尔特人（33-18）：怀特28分1板8助、普理查德27分3板7助、加尔扎19分6板2助2断、谢尔曼15分10板4助、哈珀11分9板3助、科塔10分19板2助2断5帽、沃尔什2分4板、冈萨雷斯2分3板、米诺特2板。

火箭（31-18）：杜兰特15分5板1助2断、申京13分9板3助2断、史密斯13分4板3助、阿门11分4板4助、伊森10分4板1助、霍勒迪9分2板2助、谢泼德9分2板、卡佩拉4分5板、格林3分、戴维森2分1板2助、奥科吉2分1板、克劳福德2分1板2帽。

[–]CelticsRhodeIslandisFake 378 points 7 hours ago

The Rockets just got mopped by Derrick White, Payton Pritchard and the Maine Celtics

凯尔特人球迷：火箭刚刚被德里克·怀特、佩顿·普里查德和缅因凯尔特人队（下属发展联盟球队）按在地上摩擦。

[–]SpursDerrickWhiteMVP 49 points 7 hours ago

A lot of people are saying that Derrick White is the MVP.

马刺球迷：很多人都在说德里克·怀特是MVP。

[–]CelticsEutaxySpy 312 points 7 hours ago

Mazzulla is just so much better than Ime Udoka as a coach, especially with Ime’s offense continuing to be atrocious. Blown out by basically a G-league team on the second night of a back to back

凯尔特人球迷：马祖拉作为教练真的比艾米·乌度卡强太多了，尤其是乌度卡的进攻体系依然烂得一塌糊涂。 在背靠背的第二晚，被一支基本上算是G联赛（发展联盟）的球队打爆了。

[–]CelticsiAmTheRealLange 277 points 7 hours ago

Ime Udoka cheating on Nia Long is the best thing to happen to the Celtics in the last 5 year. You know he's about to blame this loss entirely on the players too lol

凯尔特人球迷：艾米·乌度卡背着尼娅·朗偷情是过去5年凯尔特人发生过的最好的事。 你知道他肯定要把这场失利完全归咎于球员，哈哈。

[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 77 points 7 hours ago

He was being treated like Phil Jackson after one finals run with a shoddy offense

凯尔特人球迷：仅仅靠着一次总决赛经历和稀烂的进攻体系，他受到的待遇却像菲尔·杰克逊一样。

[–]Sweatytubesock 49 points 7 hours ago

Udoka is kind of a clown, tbh. He was when he was the Celtic coach, too.

球迷：说实话，乌度卡有点像个小丑。他在凯尔特人当教练的时候也是这样。

[–]CelticsRandomBiped 181 points 7 hours ago

Queta heard they traded for another center and decided to turn into Ben Wallace

凯尔特人球迷：科塔听说球队交易来了一个新中锋，立马决定变身本·华莱士。

[–]Celticsjrlandry 79 points 7 hours ago

Queta better stay the starter, Vuc makes way more sense as a 6th man

凯尔特人球迷：科塔最好保住首发位置，武切维奇打第六人更合理。

[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 171 points 7 hours ago

If Mazzulla isn’t coach of the year we riot

凯尔特人球迷：如果马祖拉不是年度最佳教练，我们就暴动。

[–]CelticsThrowawayforme3123 81 points 7 hours ago

Joe really told Harper to go out and guard KD Held him to just 4-11, if he doesnt win coty it's a fake award

凯尔特人球迷：马祖拉真的告诉哈珀去防守KD。 而且把他防得只有11投4中，如果他不拿年度最佳教练，这奖就是假的。

[–]CelticsIm__Ron__Burgundy 70 points 7 hours ago

The 11 players Boston played tonight make a COMBINED 2 million less this year than Durant alone.

凯尔特人球迷：波士顿今晚出场的11名球员今年的薪水加起来比杜兰特一个人的还要少200万。

[–]Imadeyoulook1 155 points 7 hours ago

Mazulla is the best coach in the game right now

球迷：马祖拉是目前联盟最好的教练。

[–]CelticsChickenWhiskers 95 points 7 hours ago

…..he won a championship in dominating fashion. What are we doing?

凯尔特人球迷：……他以统治级的表现赢得了一个总冠军。我们在质疑什么？

[–]Celticsjiriwelsch44 72 points 7 hours ago

I personally need to see him never lose a playoff game again

凯尔特人球迷：我个人需要看到他再也不输掉任何一场季后赛才信。

[–]CelticsTatumBrownWhite 47 points 7 hours ago

I don't think it's a homer take to say he's the best regular season coach in the league, but I do think we need to see a larger sample in the playoffs.

凯尔特人球迷：我不认为说他是联盟最好的常规赛教练是主队滤镜，但我确实认为我们需要在季后赛看到更大的样本量。

[–][LAL] Rui HachimuraKarrotMovies 144 points 7 hours ago

Imagine losing to the San Hauser-less Celtics

湖人球迷：想象一下输给没有山姆·豪泽的凯尔特人。

[–]Celticsformativebeers 148 points 7 hours ago

Sans Hauser

凯尔特人球迷：Sans Hauser（法语双关：没有豪瑟）。

[–]Celticsiritian 134 points 7 hours ago

Turns out we don't need the Jays

凯尔特人球迷：事实证明我们不需要双探花。

[–]CelticsHeavenBeach777 96 points 7 hours ago

build around Ron Harper Jr

凯尔特人球迷：围绕小罗恩·哈珀建队吧。

[–]Celticsigonnawrecku_VGC 66 points 7 hours ago

And Luka “better than Doncic” Garza

凯尔特人球迷：还有卢卡·“比东契奇更强”·加尔扎。

[–]KnicksFallingcity22 125 points 7 hours ago

RON HARPER THE STARTING PG? WHAT ARE THE C’s Cooking lmao, I genuinely believe Joe is the best coach in the nba rn he’s so unorthodox

尼克斯球迷：小罗恩·哈珀首发控卫？凯尔特人在搞什么飞机哈哈哈，我真心觉得马祖拉是现在NBA最好的教练，他太不按套路出牌了。

[–]CelticsJoJonesy 49 points 7 hours ago

idk why he's listed like that, Derrick is obviously the PG in that lineup, but still. we just beat the Rockets starting Derrick White and four guys who were benchwarmers last year

凯尔特人球迷：我不知道为什么名单上那样列，那套阵容里德里克·怀特显然才是控卫，但不管怎样。 我们刚刚首发了德里克·怀特和四个去年的饮水机管理员，然后击败了火箭。

[–]CelticsDeepJunglePowerWild 124 points 7 hours ago

I truly do not understand this team. The starting lineup was basically a combo of last year and this years g league team + white. You go in second night of a back to back against a team on a 3 game win streak and 17-4 at home… and you go up 30 and get their coach and second best player ejected out of frustration. Unreal

凯尔特人球迷：我真的看不懂这支球队。首发阵容基本上就是去年和今年的发展联盟球队混合体+怀特。 背靠背第二场去打一支三连胜且主场17胜4负的球队……然后你赢了30分，还把对方教练和二当家打急眼被驱逐了。太不真实了。

[–]CelticsAway_Experience6922 62 points 7 hours ago

Mazzulla is that guy, no other explanation. I think the players are genuinely scared of him and play extra hard because of that

凯尔特人球迷：没别的解释，就是马祖拉太牛了。 我觉得球员们是真心怕他，所以才这么拼命。

[–]Celticsthepeachgod 92 points 7 hours ago

Shoutout Sengun for holding up Turkish stereotypes and calling the female ref a bitch right next to the microphone

凯尔特人球迷：申京给土耳其人的刻板印象上大分，直接在麦克风旁边骂那个女裁判是婊子。

[–]CelticsJoJonesy 85 points 7 hours ago

i love being someone else's trap game. no Jaylen, no Hauser, no Simons, no problem

凯尔特人球迷：我喜欢成为别人的“陷阱比赛”。没有杰伦·布朗，没有豪瑟，没有西蒙斯，完全没问题。

[–]CelticsGandalf_from_3 73 points 7 hours ago

The game plan was to have Baylor Scheierman guard Kevin Durant and it worked lol

凯尔特人球迷：比赛计划是让贝勒·谢尔曼防守凯文·杜兰特，居然还奏效了哈哈哈。

[–]Public_Radio- 55 points 7 hours ago

Imagine getting clamped by an assistant principle

球迷：想象一下被一个副校长给防死了。

[–]MavericksNbaAllDAYger 67 points 7 hours ago

In fairness to the Rockets they are lowkey a first round exit kinda team, they have no shooting so you play to bigs and stack the paint , blitz Kd everytime whiles having the other big guard Amen. In the regular season they will win but come playoffs its going to be rough for them and im surprised of their inactivity at the trade deadline because Reed Sheppard is not going to shoot like Curry throughout a 7 game series.

独行侠球迷：说句公道话，火箭队其实就是那种首轮游级别的球队，他们没有投射，所以你只需要堆积内线，每次都包夹KD，同时放空那个只会像大个子一样打球的后卫阿门·汤普森。 在常规赛他们能赢球，但到了季后赛他们会很难受，我很惊讶他们在交易截止日居然没动作，因为谢泼德不可能在7场系列赛里一直像库里那样准。

[–]Neat_Plankton6660 51 points 7 hours ago

Celtics got their Spo with Mazzulla

球迷：凯尔特人拥有了马祖拉，就像拥有了自己的斯波尔斯特拉。

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